Free Angora Goats: (Denver)
Date: 2011-04-17, 9:59AM MDT
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If you are interested in filing a claim with your auto insurance provider, or you feel like shelling out a bunch of money to an auto body shop, like I’m about to; I have the perfect goats for you. Yes these pictures were taken this week; and yes that is my car hood being destroyed by these tard-muffin goats.
Last month I inherited my Uncles house when he passed away, and along with his house, I now am the not so proud owner of two Angora Goats; (named Zy and Scape) get it? Yes, my Uncle was that much of a smartass, and I miss the hell out his sense of humor. Moving forward, I also inherited a now dead turkey, in a turkey cage. (So if you would like a dead turkey in a cage, please stop by the house ASAP, because it passed away last night and will probably start to smell soon.) It looks like a raccoon got a hold of it; or one of the goats decided to try out being a carnivore for a night and bit its right leg off.
I should also warn you that these goats do not get along with other animals. My late Uncles dog (named Sausage) has been living with these goats for five years and the three of them still fight every time they get the chance. Seriously, it sounds like Michael Vicks’s basement, when those goats get out of their pen.
Please contact me if you would like to pick these goats up. Oh, and if you are planning on cooking these goats, by having some sort of awesome “goat roast” and you’re willing to invite me over for said goat roast; you get first dibs, and I’ll bring coleslaw.
Please email me if you pick them up this week.
• Location: Denver
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